15 Just joking. Read and choose the funniest.

A

Jim sees two boys running.

"Why are they running?" he asks Ben.

"The boy who comes first gets the prize," says Ben.

"Now I see. But why is the second boy running?" asks Jim.

B

"Mr Brooks is quite a linguist, isn't he?"

"I never knew it."

"Oh, yes, he knows three languages."

"What are they?"

"Boxing, tennis and basketball."

C

Ken: Can you tell me what Kate is doing?

Jane: Certainly. If the ice is thick, she is skating, but if the ice is thin, she is swimming.

The funniest joke is A.