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МатематикаВопрос:
Jokes "I used to shoot tigers in Africa", said a man. "Nonsense", said his friend. "There are no tigers in Africa". "Rhight you are, I shot them all." * * * A bus was full of people this morning. A passenger sitting at the window closed his eyes. The man next to him asked: "Are you not well? Can I do anything for you?" "I am quite well," the other answered, "I just hate to see old ladies standing in a bus."
Ответ:
Анекдоты:
Анекдот 1:
Мужчина хвастается: "Я раньше стрелял тигров в Африке".
Друг возражает: "Чушь, в Африке нет тигров".
Мужчина отвечает: "Точно! Я их всех там перестрелял".
Анекдот 2:
В переполненном автобусе один пассажир сидит с закрытыми глазами. Сосед спрашивает: "Вам нехорошо? Могу я чем-нибудь помочь?"
Тот отвечает: "Нет, спасибо, мне хорошо. Просто я терпеть не могу, когда пожилые дамы стоят в автобусе".
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